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I’ll get my kit! But I’ve never been to the moon! Ask her how her day was. The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.

Obsoletely Fabulous

Why would I want to know that? Kif might! I’m a thing. I wish! It’s a nickel. Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money!

  • Ugh, it’s filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we’re at it?
  • Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools.
  • And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who’s gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet.
  • Well, let’s just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.